Finally picked the latest sequel to the first Transformer epic, and I’m not disappointed at all. At least not in the amount of explosions.
I remember hearing it rated 0.5 out of a maximum 5 stars, and I thought straight, huh? C’mon it can’t be that bad? We all still remember and love the first Transformers! It was totally badass!
Remember how the band of US troops got ambushed in the middle of a desert? The guy that shouted “LEFT CHEEK LEFT CHEEK”? The dumb credit card scene? Oh yes that was it. The aftermath of losing a military base, and the story developed somewhat more sinister a fate for the US military. They got pummelled, kicked in the butt, burgled, and had what remained of their reputation saved by a squad of hero soldiers. One of which skidded off his motorbike to shoot a deadly barrage into a Decepticon’s crotch. However fear not, the second movie was their redemption. /sarcasm